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Passion.

This is the fourth day in a row I've watched this loop. This is the fourth day I've become nauseous at the sight of yogurt.

Five for the great loop, nine because you lose a point for corrupting my innocence.

Talkin' About Minecraft!

Yeah, it had a few inconsistencies, but the art style was damn near perfect, and the jokes are SO TRUE of Minecraft. I can't tell you how many times I've jumped into a minecart to GTFO when I see skeletons and spiders coming my way. I've played the game for years, so I'm happy it can get even more publicity on my favorite Flash site.

I'm afraid to say players can't hop on one another as minecarts, but maybe this feature will be implemented some time. It's sure to be a hit.

Pretty weak.

You know, I don't demand anything from Egoraptor. If he wants to make a flash of a floppy dick complaining about the stock market, fine by me.

What I'm not liking is the seemingly instant jump this made for the front page. Did it *really* need to be featured at all, much less in the ZOMGSUPERFEATURE box? it was a quick animation of two Transformers arguing. I don't blame Egoraptor, but the whole thing comes off as a little desperate.

And that hardly makes sense at all. Newgrounds has many new faces to keep front page material the best of the best. There's no need to announce every animation done by a popular old animator unless it's really front page quality.

So-so.

I like the premise of the game, but there's too many design issues that hinder my enjoyment of this game.

First off, the perspective is way too close. I can't see anything that's coming up because I'm jammed right next to my character.

Secondly, the visuals are crowded. This is where you should take a note from Solipskier and try to use easily identifiable color schemes. If it's fast paced, we need information at nothing more than a glance.

Lastly, the paintbrush is stuck on a single vertical line. Why can't I move it around the screen? I felt a severe disconnect controlling my character because of this. I can't prepare for anything by moving the brush forward. Remember, a computer mouse runs on a plane. If your game relies on the mouse, you need to consider this.

In the end, I'll give it a six and a two. I couldn't bring myself to enjoy it.

OH GOD I WAS GOING SO FAST

I just love this game. The fact that high speeds can be detrimental but incredibly addicting probably says something about my nature.

But I don't want to be a psychologist. I want to SKI FOREVER AND ROCK HARD. 5/5 and 10/10!

Yay!

I can see the adjustments that need to be made and the things that should be tuned, but this is wonderful to have.

Thanks!

Yay is life!

This is wonderful, but am I the only one who thought about Mass Effect first?

MY HEAD

GET IT OUT, PLEASE, JUST GET IT OUT.

Actually, don't. I quite like it. I like it so much, I'm going to add this to my favorites. I'd hate to lose track of it. :D

Lay down some fuckin' hits.

I imagine this is the music that would play if one were trying to escape from their faulty time machine. d:

I really love the mashup of so many instruments. Nine and five!

Steve Jobs Disapproves

This is just a great piece of work. Despite the nude Eve, it doesn't feel too sexualized, and I really like how each element of the image has its own outline, which really helps it pop!

Whoosh!

My god.

These concepts are awesome. How did you make machines so damn organic looking? Usually, I'm a jerk who only hands out nines or something. But you won me over with the FUCKING AWESOME FLAMETHROWER HAND. I think more drawings need FLAMETHROWERS.

Ten and five!

Saving Ame-r-i-caaaa.

Is someone excited about the Avengers movie? d:

I like this rendition of Captain America, and the splashes of purple make it even better. Eight and four.